Songs of the Day:
1. Skyrim by Lindsey Stirling and Peter Hollens
2. The Age of Aggression by various bards all around the imperial province of Skyrim
Am I an Imperial? Probably not. But am I a Stormfuck? Definitely not!
I remember when I first launched Skyrim: I was in a cart, there were three men across me, a sad, pale man with a brown mop of hair, another one, with long blond hair and blue eyes - kinda handsome if you ask me - and a third one, another long-haired blond, but this one was gagged with a black cloth. He was wearing expensive clothes; while the others were not - he seemed important.
At first I liked Ulfric. He seemed like the good guy, the hero, the Captain America of Skyrim.
Captain Skyrim. I like that.
But after a few weeks into the game, I found out some documents and...well, as I should have expected
Ulfric Stormcloak is a dick.
He doesn't fight for the freedom of his country and people, he fights for himself. What he wants is power; which is what pretty much what everyone wants in Tamriel, Westeros and Earth.
He murdered a dude with his voice. Who also happened to be the High King. It sounds pretty impressive, but it's really not when you realise he's just a petty coward who learned a few words of the Thu'um from the Greybeards and went ahead and murdered his king.
So, this is a rant about Ulfric. I FUCKING HATE ULFRIC.
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