Hey readers, if there are actually any...
I'm back, yeeeaaap, I'm back. I can't hold it. No I can't. I'll say it. But first I need to write a proper paragraph as an introduction, or it will...Well, screw it. I'll say it.
Me thinks I should make a Vlog. A VLOG. And actual one. On YouTube.
[I.must.stop.writing.so.small.sentences]
I couldn't help on notice that there are some problems to this 'project. Let's call it project. Yes. Seems fit.
Those are:
- I'm NOT funny. In any way. Or so people say. My jokes suck, the only person laughing with them is me. So...yeah a not so funny vloger = failure. WHY CAN'T I BE THE FEMALE CHARLIE? WHYYYY???
- Instead of funny, I'm ridiculous. No, I mean it. I'm usually pretty shy and introvert, but once I start talking, you can't make me shut up. I'll talk about anything, from weather to the colour of a leaf I saw on the pavement this morning. When I make an attempt to say a joke - which, obviously I made up! Da da! - people just plainly stare at me. No blinking included.
- I can get pretty boring. When I'll start talking about Shakespeare, corsets, Game of Thrones and my cat. I'm rambling and rambling ain't funny. Right.
- NO VIEWERS. That means no one reads my tumblr/blog, so very few people will watch my videos (I suspect only 2). So this is pretty much pathetic.
My questions:
- How to be funny, without copying someone else --> which will end up a FAIL.
- What to talk about? My life (NO NO PLEASE SAY NO), random topics, WHAAAT?
Should I put my cat, Sir Logan Blackpaw on the vlog?[resolved]- What the blog theme's gonna be 'bout?
Thank you in advance (that means even if no one answers),
xox
the one and only, Cursed Milady aka Opal
